5x2 Feet, Don't Kill Me Now

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edited 10/10/15



SHAWN
1990 – finds out Gus likes tap dancing
1993—briefly went by the name DJ Coldcuts
Waits for Gus outside dance studio
Tells Lassiter that he and Gus are a package deal
Installed a parental GPS on Gus’ phone
Meets up with Gus and Lassiter at the lab
Watched Phineas and Ferb, had a nap and then a snack
Can’t match-up a fist-bump or high-five with Juliet
Believes it’s 2008 as 2010 would mean the war with the machines
Races with Juliet to find the victim’s boyfriend before Gus and Lassiter
While arguing with the others, the suspect drives away
Saw Gus and Lassiter tap dancing in the office
Tries to finish Juliet’s sentence
Volunteers Juliet for testing at the lab
Searches the office and computer while Juliet and the technician are gone
Put cookies in his pocket
Wants to go to Jamba Juice
Tells Juliet he’ll meet her at the station in half-an-hour
Decides to work together with Gus
Went through Juliet’s purse, found her phone and texted photos of her dog to every guy in her address book with the caption “This is you”
Gets back together with Gus on the case
Hasn’t eaten in almost two hours
Believes the Japanese invented China
Is not allowed to say “bingo” or “true that”
Go to the dance recital

GUS
1990—takes tap lessons and has his permanent teeth
Takes an adult tap class
Surprised when Lassiter shows up at the dance studio
Teaches Lassiter one-on-one
Tells Lassiter about pills from crime scene
Says Shawn can’t do without him
Pairs with Lassiter due to pharmaceutical expertise
Not used to getting introduced by his real name
Informs Lassiter about lab trials
Races with Lassiter to find the victim’s boyfriend before Shawn and Juliet
While arguing with the others, the suspect drives away
Draws blinds in the conference room and gets Lassiter to clear his mind using tap
Can’t fist-bump with Lassiter
Finishes Lassiter’s sentences in unison
Wants to eat first before leaving with Lassiter
Broke away from Lassiter while he was waiting on a warrant
Decides to work together with Shawn
Gets back together with Shawn on the case
Wants to eat first
Almost took Lassiter to JapaDog but it felt like cheating
Dances in a tap recital with instructor

LASSITER
Thinks he should handle the case until Juliet gets her “sea legs back”
Now takes coffee black
Calls Juliet’s stress leave a vacation
Wants Buzz to help with backload of cases
Thanks God that Henry keeps saying no to Shawn
Wants to know why a grown man would take tap lessons
Therapist advised he step outside his comfort zone so he starts tap
Can’t read books if they’re not about military tactics
Doesn’t care for the platonic company of women
Wants to join Gus’ class
His insurance only covered 4 therapy sessions
Calls dancing “pansy stuff” and says he watered it down
Feels his mind clearing and stress melting away
Neighbor is suing him for shooting squirrels
Didn’t know Gus was in pharmaceuticals
Told Shawn he wanted just Gus
Happy that he scared the crap out of someone
Talks in unison with Juliet when questioning the lab technician
Races with Gus to find the victim’s boyfriend before Shawn and Juliet
While arguing with the others, the suspect drives away
Gets insight to the case when Gus has him tap dance in the conference room
Can’t fist-bump with Lassiter
Finishes sentences in unison with Gus
The ashtray in his car is filled with sunflower seeds
Shows up with Juliet to arrest Ben
Tells Juliet it’s nice to have her back
Taps on his own for clarity
Dances with a children’s class at the recital
While dancing in a tap recital solves the Westside Rapist case

JULIET
First case back from stress leave
Lassiter won’t let her work the case
Volunteers to partner Shawn
Has been treated like a rookie since she got back
Talks in unison with Lassiter when questioning the lab technician
Races with Shawn to find the victim’s boyfriend before Gus and Lassiter
While arguing with the others, the suspect drives away
Saw Gus and Lassiter tap dancing in the office
Has colored pencils and graph paper to chart what they know
Shows up at the same time as Lassiter to arrest Ben
Believes her time with Shawn was a disaster
Has a dog
Goes to the dance recital

HENRY
Says yes to Shawn about working the case with Lassiter and Gus
Doesn’t want Shawn to get paid for doing nothing
Knows about Lassiter and the squirrels

BUZZ
Substitutes for O’Hara taking notes for Lassiter

WOODY
Would be honored if Shawn came in on a gurney
Says Shawn’s death would be a gangland-style execution and they’d never find his head (Gus would slip in the tub)

PINEAPPLE SIGHTING
The pineapple is on a bracelet located at the pharmaceutical company after Juliet went to the back.

GUS’ NICKNAMES
Santonio Holmes
Deon Richmond

GUS JULES, DON’T BE…
Jules, don't be Canada.

SHAWN & GUS FISTBUMP
Episode: 3
Series: 39

CATCHPHRASES
“I’ve seen/heard it both ways” (episode: 1 series: 12)
“I can't do this with you right now.” (episode: 1 series: 2)

BILLY v. VAL
Billy: 3
Val: 4

ALLUSIONS
“KFC is giving away double downs.” – KFC (short for Kentucky Fried Chicken) is a fast food restaurant chain that specializes in fried chicken and is headquartered in Louisville, Kentucky, in the United States. It is the world's second largest restaurant chain (as measured by sales) after McDonald's, with 18,875 outlets in 118 countries and territories as of December 2013. The company is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, a restaurant company that also owns the Pizza Hut and Taco Bell chains. KFC was founded by Harland Sanders, an entrepreneur who began selling fried chicken from his roadside restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky, during the Great Depression. Sanders identified the potential of the restaurant franchising concept, and the first "Kentucky Fried Chicken" franchise opened in Utah in 1952. KFC popularized chicken in the fast food industry, diversifying the market by challenging the established dominance of the hamburger. The Double Down is a sandwich offered by Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC). The Double Down contains "bacon, two different kinds of melted cheese, the Colonel's secret sauce... pinched in between two pieces of Original Recipe chicken fillets." It is also available with grilled chicken fillets instead of the Original Recipe fried fillets, and with KFC's Zinger fillets (spicy) to customers in select countries. KFC describes the Double Down as a "sandwich" although it does not have bread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMVE2MaLe8I
“You don't get Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts without Damien the python.” – Aurelian Smith Jr. (born May 30, 1955) is a semi-retired American professional wrestler, and the son of former wrestler Aurelian "Grizzly" Smith. He is best known by his ring name of Jake "The Snake" Roberts, and often brought snakes into the ring, most famously a python named Damien. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zrMPP9kY-Y
“Like mascara on Prince, it is on.” – Prince Roger Nelson (born June 7, 1958), known by his mononym Prince, is an American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and actor. A major figure in popular music for over three decades, Prince is renowned as an innovator and is widely-known for his eclectic work, flamboyant stage presence and wide vocal range. Widely regarded as the pioneer of Minneapolis sound, Prince's music combines rock, R&B, soul, funk, hip hop, disco, psychedelia, jazz, and pop.
“I watched some Phineas and Ferb.” – Phineas and Ferb is an American animated comedy-musical television series. Originally broadcast as a one-episode preview on August 17, 2007 and again previewed on September 28, 2007, the series officially premiered on February 1, 2008 on Disney Channel, and follows Phineas Flynn and his English stepbrother Ferb Fletcher on summer vacation. Every day, the boys embark on some grand new project, which annoys their controlling sister, Candace, who frequently tries to reveal their shenanigans to her and Phineas' mother, Linda Flynn-Fletcher, and less frequently to Ferb's father, Lawrence Fletcher. The series follows a standard plot system; running gags occur every episode, and the b-plot almost always features Perry the Platypus working as a spy ("Agent P") for OWCA (the Organization Without a Cool Acronym), to defeat the latest scheme of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, a mad scientist driven largely by a need to assert his evilness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS0dv12sy6A
“Beachside Pilates?” – Pilates (/pɪˈlɑːteɪz/; German: [piˈlaːtəs]) is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Joseph Pilates. It is practiced worldwide, and especially in western countries such as Canada, the United States and the United Kingdom. As of 2005, there were 11 million people practicing the discipline regularly and 14,000 instructors in the United States. Pilates called his method "Contrology" (from "control" and Greek -λογία, -logia). In his book Return to Life through Contrology, Joseph Pilates presents his method as the art of controlled movements, which should look and feel like a workout (not a therapy) when properly manifested. If practiced with consistency, pilates improves flexibility, builds strength and develops control and endurance in the whole human body. It puts emphasis on alignment, breathing, developing a strong core, and improving coordination and balance. Pilates' system allows for different exercises to be modified in range of difficulty from beginner to advanced or to any other level, and also in terms of the instructor and practitioner's specific goals and/or limitations. Intensity can be increased over time as the body conditions and adapts to the exercises.
“Can't we do this over a Jamba Juice?” – Jamba Juice Company is a restaurant retailer headquartered in Emeryville, California, with over 800 locations operating in 26 states, the Bahamas, Canada, the Philippines, Mexico and South Korea. There are approximately 287 company-owned locations and 517 franchise-operated stores in the United States of America, in addition to the 45 international stores. Jamba Juice was conceived and founded in April 1990 by Kirk Perron, an avid cyclist and healthy-lifestyle advocate who opened his first store in San Luis Obispo, California. He was joined in the business by three friends: Kevin Peters, Joe Vergara, and Linda Ozawa Olds. It was incorporated in 1990 as Juice Club, Inc. in San Luis Obispo.
“Ron Jeremy, for starters.” – Ronald Jeremy Hyatt (born March 12, 1953), known by the stage name Ron Jeremy, is an American pornographic actor and filmmaker. Nicknamed "The Hedgehog", he was ranked by AVN at #1 in their "50 Top Porn Stars of All Time" list. Jeremy has also appeared in non-pornographic films, including The Chase, Orgazmo, They Bite, The Boondock Saints, Crank: High Voltage, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, Detroit Rock City and 54. In 2001, director Scott J. Gill filmed a documentary about him and his legacy, entitled Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy.
“And then...Japa dogs.” – Japadog is a small chain of street food stands and restaurants located in Vancouver, Canada (there was also a location in New York City which closed in 2013). The chain, which specializes in hot dogs that include variants of Japanese-style foods like okonomiyaki, yakisoba, teriyaki and tonkatsu, is owned by Noriki Tamura.
“Alien-style.” – Alien is a 1979 American science-fiction horror film directed by Ridley Scott, and starring Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm and Yaphet Kotto. The film's title refers to a highly aggressive extraterrestrial creature that stalks and kills the crew of a spaceship. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGAHtWV7Ua8
“These are cops, this is Deon Richmond...” – Deon Richmond (born June 2, 1978) is an American actor from New York City; he is best known for his recurring role as Rudy Huxtable's friend Kenny (nicknamed "Bud") on the NBC sitcom The Cosby Show.
“You'd have to go to DeVry or something for that.” – DeVry University is a division of DeVry Education Group, a for-profit higher education organization that is also the parent organization for Keller Graduate School of Management, Ross University School of Medicine, Ross University School of Veterinary Medicine, American University of the Caribbean, Carrington College, Chamberlain College of Nursing, Becker Professional Review, and DeVry Brasil. The school was founded in 1931 as DeForest Training School, and officially became DeVry University in 2002. DeVry Education Group is headquartered in Downers Grove, Illinois, and Daniel Hamburger is the company's CEO. DeVry University is regionally accredited by the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools.
“Yeah, Lassie, I don't think we have time to give the Savion Glover treatment...” – Savion Glover (born November 19, 1973) is an American tap dancer, actor, and choreographer. As a learning prodigy, he was taught by notable dancers from previous generations. Glover is currently interested in restoring African roots to tap. He wants to put tap back into the contemporary black context. (In the Tap Dance Kid, Dule Hill was his understudy) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp_bM_c-BT0

CONTINUITY
“You know, until you get your sea legs back.” – (4x16 “Mr. Yin Presents”, 5x01 “Romeo and Juliet and Juliet”)
“I'm off the cream and sugar.” – (1x05 "9 Lives", 2x14 “Dis-Lodged”)
Dule Hill has been tap dancing since he was a child https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qHJS0XnmQY
“These are cops, this is Deon Richmond...” – Another reference to Gus as Bud from The Cosby Show (1x15 “Scary Sherry: Bianca’s Toast”)